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[17 Jul 2003|11:36pm]

twiztid_madness
[ mood | bored ]

I can hear you complaining even when your lips aren't moving. STOP. says:
HAHAHAHA

I can hear you complaining even when your lips aren't moving. STOP. says:
that's disturbing!

Sister: My gnome army will rape and pillage your poor unsuspecting nose. It will be gangbang galore! Take that nose! says:
but its true

Sister: My gnome army will rape and pillage your poor unsuspecting nose. It will be gangbang galore! Take that nose! says:
gnomes gangbang your nose at night!...well, for fun they do....for global domination they gangbang the united states of america, polluting their minds into thinking that attacking soverign nations is a good idea, but in truth it is the gnomes doing at an attempt of global domination by corrupting the dumbest nation on the planet

I can hear you complaining even when your lips aren't moving. STOP. says:
i used to blame the crickets

I can hear you complaining even when your lips aren't moving. STOP. says:
thanks for enlightening me

Sister: My gnome army will rape and pillage your poor unsuspecting nose. It will be gangbang galore! Take that nose! says:
your welcome

I can hear you complaining even when your lips aren't moving. STOP. says:
how did you ever figure this out?

Sister: My gnome army will rape and pillage your poor unsuspecting nose. It will be gangbang galore! Take that nose! says:
well, my nose felt funny in the mornings sometimes, and it was runny at the same time...so i plugged my nose only to find gnome cum in my ears...so i did a bit of info-gathering and sicne i am trained in the art of espionage it was not very long until i unfurled this devious plan

I can hear you complaining even when your lips aren't moving. STOP. says:
you;re funny...and smart...so very smart...brilliant to uncover such things

Sister: My gnome army will rape and pillage your poor unsuspecting nose. It will be gangbang galore! Take that nose! says:
honourable mention to raye for help with uncovering the truth as well. us two gnome rape representatives are friendly, and will assist in any gnome matters. although the gnomes are in guatemala at this current juncture in time, i am sure they will be pleasantly surprised by our progress on their methods

Watch Your Nose

[11 Jul 2003|04:46pm]

twiztid_madness
[ mood | geeky ]

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
then you would not be able to string coherent thoughts together, you would be mentally unstable and able to carry a conversation

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
totaly i totaly agree whats ur point
I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
unable*

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
lol

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
that since you are carrying a conversation your mind is NOT on vacation, thus disproving your theory, which leaves you with no alibi for the events occuring up to and after the saying of "aww" after i had typed it

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
ya part of my brain is really on vacation bc i dont' know y i do stuff

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
that is the part what regulates your speech and talking abilities
Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
i still dont' know y

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
has your intelligence level been suffering?

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
not at all i dont' thinkg

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
i like eggs

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
lol

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
then you shall be able to know why you do stuff, otherwise your intelligence is going down the shitter, and you shall soon have to ride the very short bus to that place that they call, school

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
no i walk to school not ride the bus

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
have you ever woken up with a runny nose?

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
no y??

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
well, you most likely have, for gnomes rape your nostrils at night! *gasp*

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
lol ok then maybe

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
their cum has been affecting your intelligence level, you are now on the intelligence level compared to that of a retarT...you are doomed. the only solution is death

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
ok i g2g now bc i'm gonna go and kill myslef byeyy nice knowing u

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
*rolles eyes*

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
you are NOT hearing me clearly, GNOMES ARE FUCKING YOUR NOSE AT NIGHT! this is a very serious threat to all of humankind

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
ok i wont' sleep all weekend so they cant' get me

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
that is not a solution

Ducky - I made $6.01 for driving the car 4 10 mins says:
no but its avoidign it

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
you cannot avoid gnome rape

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
Just a friendly reminder from your neighbourhood gnome rape reprensentative: lock all bodily orifaces before you go to bed at night, to prevent being gangbanged by the gnomes still at large.

I just can't take it anymore, when I'm around you I feel like I'm nothing. says:
Thank you and good day.

2 Raped By Gnomes| Watch Your Nose

[11 Jul 2003|03:04pm]

haver
If I was going to write a book about gnomes it would be a knock off of "Things that go 'bump' in the night" and I would call it, "Gnomes that go hump in the night"

Just thought you all might wanna know :P
Watch Your Nose

GNOME NAMES [11 Jul 2003|01:52pm]

im_too_sexy
What's your GNOME name?
Mine is Freda~Farwall gnome
The music on this site is pretty rad.
2 Raped By Gnomes| Watch Your Nose

[01 Jul 2003|03:27pm]

twiztid_madness
I was going to write a poem for the community, I started and everything, but I am not in a very poetic mood right now. Bah!

For those of you who do not know, gnomes rape you at night! Ahh! Its true. Ever wake up with a runny nose and not know why? Well, it is gnome cum!

What a dumb post.
Watch Your Nose

[27 Jun 2003|10:16am]

im_too_sexy
[ mood | hungry ]

Am I joined yet? Wow, that was a horrible sentence. Today is my pretend birthday. I think I need to change my fetish legs lj picture. This was pointless.

4 Raped By Gnomes| Watch Your Nose

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